Old-Erkefiende's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Final Fantasy A+]

Okay here´s some words of what I thought..

I´m sorry when I say that the first time I started this excellent movie and when I saw it loading and I knew that the file was big (that´s truly great!) I just thought, aaaahh the hell with this movie it´s probably gonna suck anyways because it´s only going to be another ff spoof that everybody thinks is great but I think it sucks, really sucks, after a few (days maybe?) I saw it, today!
It was a fast loading and that I call it luck for myself:).
Anyways when I saw it through I just thought….

What was I thinking? This I think is the best final fantasy movie ever…:S well I think other movies of final fantasy is great to but until advent children I´ll probably think that this movie is the best final fantasy movie :D…
At first I thought that it would be a ordinary spoof that would be funny but I did´nt see this one as a spoof really I just saw it as what it was!

The graphics in this movie is just boring too talk about so I´m not going to say just GREAT! About the graphics like many people do so do I sometimes when I´m too lazy to describe it in words..:P..About the graphics in this movie I have 12 words to describe it in : This movie contains the best graphics yet in the final fantasy sector! That´s about it in the graphics, I mean could it be better?!

And so on to the interesting sounds and music that is the most boring part to review, okay first the sounds the sound effects is very nice and good added and the Japanese voiceacting (only made by you?!wow) was very intersesting because I´m interested in the language could´nt be better at least what I think! The music from FFV and FFT is good and that was a real good choice!

And so on too the best thing to write about is the awesome story in the movie!
Wow!
Good thoughts on that one that was something new and funny, hahahaha the teacher locked in his students but created a great monster too defeat them beacuase they where to strong to be putten in a locker by the teacher?! :D
Every part in this story is great! And well thought through!
HAHAHAHAHAHA the saved files gone ey? Well that´s a true annoying thing :D
Warrior, black mage and cid hehehe good work with the black mage I think he was not just a shadow behind the thing…….He was a ordinary human with those clothes hehehehe.
Hahaha and fighting the homework not a bad idea.
Yeye anyways the story ruled everything else :D.

Okay one word for this movie and that movie for this awesome movie is “Decent”………………………..
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Okay just kidding :P it´s
“Matchless”

(I´m sorry for the junk in this review but anyways here it is)

[NG TimeTrial IX]

Ninjas and pirates ey?

Hahaha Iiked this one, everytime I see a new timetrial I get so happy XD. And in this one all movies are all good!
First I watched JoeOutterside´s movie and it was good the best with that movie was the pictures(backgrounds) the animation was´nt that great but it was good, and the music was okay..The whole movie is good though.
And it reminded me of the best movie here on NG!
(You have to figure out for yourselves what that is:)
After that movie I watched Luis´s movie and I knew that that movie would be just great! And what was it? It was great! Ninjadog vs ninjacat hahahahahaha and the graphics is great, I liked all with that movie! And the music.......yeah.......the music....it was there....GREAT WORK LUIS!
And after Luis´s movie it isssssssssssss.
SQUEEZY`S MOVIE!!!! It was all good I did´nt think it would be good when I saw that ship in the beginning the graphics is all okay and the music HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good work!
And here is McBean´s movie wich I thought was the funniest of them all! Of course it was because the kill bill music and sounds, hahahaha!
When the ship came there with a airplane sound I really laughed it was great! hahaha and when they talked in the end! Hahahahahahaha! Good graphics and sound there real fun movie!
And then we have at last Openwounds movie the graphics in it was great the music good too, but it was short what the hell was that I did´nt understand it?!

Anyways great work guys!

[Battle Of The Gods]

good work

I´ll begin in high expectations on this movie I dont´t know why but let´s see here I´m clicking on it right now…Wait a minute here
I´m going to try something new (atleast for me) I´ll begin on 10 on everything and if anything is bad I´ll drop a point
I think that should do it! Then let´s begin oh a preeeeeeeloadeeeeeer…A ordinary one, gray and it´s from NG but you put a picture
On it and it´s not that ugly that pic only makes you want too see it more and faster I think Well let´s play “battle of the gods” let´s see if it has great awesome graphics or terrible graphics and let´s see if the story is sucky sucky for a long time or good.
My expectations is high (10), (start) Well I´ll be damned it is A STORY TEXT that I hate more than anything, no I´m just
Kidding let´s see the text I slow reaaaal slow here and it is white!!!! Why not blue text with discolamps on the sides.
I mean why c´mon!!!! Okay the story is easy and nicely throwed up I´ll give that an 8 for now let´s keep watching it.(robots one man 32 blablabla)
Oh!!?? What what is this? Oh I fell asleep oh I´m reviewing a movie on my own “Erreway” oh the text stoped now let´s see.
WAIT WAIT maybe a storyteller would be fun? Don´t you think or some music, because this text makes a great difference on the movie I think. Oh I was a little tired there I did´nt see that last word was it “bots” yeahyeah sounds fine to me.
8!
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee????????!!! “You think you´ll actually beat him this time”
Said a guy with bad graphics and thiingssss. Hahha very funny you have a 10 now hehehe :).
It is only one way to find out!!! Fatie?? That´s something ey?? Yeah too many faces I see here 5! Voices??Wispering??? 3!!
Music?? 5!!!Yeah now everybody fights everybody so I´ll just see the movie now and then I will say what I think! Goodbye until my last points will be served!!! MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
(I don´t even understand my system I think I´m lying on a five..)

Ahaaa mysterious storytellers ey?......... looks like the beginning of Once upon a time in meksicccccco or something like that :P.
Oh dirty enemy gets h**** by matrix punches?

What??? Find out later? What is this… Oh anyways I think that the movie is to short I wanted to write more, and I´ll just say to you know that I´m to lazy right now to follow my own rules so sorry if I´m writing some strange stuff I thought this movie was okay though it will get a 5 from me hehehehehe it could have been so much better but you´re in the right track someday maybe you´ll be great!But work on the following things on your movie next time.
Garphics
shadows
Music
sounds
Story
script
Voices
Length
(don´t mind that :S??!)
Okay this is what you need to read I´m really tired this week so just take this one ord seriously because I thought this was okay
And you´re going to be gooder (damn that´s not a word)

Skip everything else and read this!!!
( sorry for misunderstanding and misspellings to tired to correct it but you wanted reviews and here is another:)

Good work!
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[The Matrix Has You.]

This line is unnecessary :P

This is what I think about this little something..
Okey now I can review this movie that I have´nt done before. Because that day this movie came out
I only wrote positive reviews, anyways I had been waiting a long long looooooooong time for this movie
To come out.
And finally it came out one day, I thought it would be great (maybe better) but when I saw it I knew
It would´nt be so damn good, and I was right because when I saw the whole movie through I got dissapointed.
It was bad (okay not bad but…aaah just read it!). Maybe I´ve been waiting to long for this movie but nooooo.
When I saw that you guys where making this matrix movie I thought :nooooo not another matrix movie,by
Them too? But then afriend said : I know that matrix movie will be great it can be you know.
And I say : You´re probably right. But months later I saw it on “under judgement” and that was all.
Of them all I still and will always think that “The architect” movie is the best movie in there it was damn
Very funny! And pretty well done too! Ergo…….ergo……. ergo…….ergo….
Hehehe anyways that was a good work I think.
And the “zion rave” scene was´nt so special I think it was just a shorter cartoon version of that scene in
the movie but it was alittle fun anyways. And what is it then? “there is no spoon” that is pretty funny
nothing more, what I thought you guys should do is a long movie instead not some scenes.
But in the other hand I now saw “Chateau” and it was good I think funny too with all that stuff,starwars
Hehehe and that statue :).Thatt was good work. And when I see “Burly brawl” again I see that it is
Good, very well made but! I expected more from the animator behind the PK series that is great. But
However it was good but you have too see the movie to understand it (but I think the most people have).
Those smiths from the air was something new though :) .
And here is the “final fight” it was very well made and only funny when they slapped each other in the air
(I just think that the ending in the movie is creepy)….
Okey however I think everybody did a great work anyway, it is the best matrix parody ever but it could
Have been so much better but Good work!

There is no spoon- meh okay
Chateau- haha it was good
Zion rave- okay
Burly Brawl- hehehe well made and funny in some places
The architect- the funniest I think,it was good, ergo….ergo….ergo..
Final figh- well made funny fight in the air

If I would put this to one word I would say: Good!

And however! I´m waiting to all of your guys other movies, I´ll wait for them as I waited for something...(can´t come up with something really):P

[Newgrounds Jam #3]

I liked this so I´ll make myself short….

First of all I must say that I like these “jams” they´re great especially this one I think, good graphics and
music could´nt be better in it.Even before watching the movies I took some time reading the other stuff
bla bla bla okey first here is Dim´s movie that were real good I liked it and offcourse the graphics I expected much of
and got it to..(it is good) and the music helps you into the movie) anyways I liked those guys running around in the movie
and doing stuff :P hehe and it was weird (in a good way as always though:) Yeah good work there!
And then I watched Tommy´s movie… and I can say it was VERY VERY very weird and scary :P but I like that stuff so I liked it,
The graphics in it where okey and the sounds helped it to be strange I liked it, those killerdots killing those nice
Innocent creepy white rabbits..Good work there also!
And of course we have Synj´s movie left that I expected some good things from and hell I saw it!
And there also the graphics where great too! (I´m getting tired of saying that the graphics is great on the
Movies so I´ll just say it anyways :P?!)
Those tricksy tricksy clowns hehehe got killed? Or did they? The music where good but annoying for me
So I played through the game (ffx) after hearing the zanarkand music. Anyways the whole movie was good and later
Funny as something very funny XD…Good work there!
(damn maybe I´m getting annoying but I just saw the movie again and I´m going to play the game one more time
,damn I tell you guys I´m weak to that series damn)
Ye ye anyways here it is, Pinnicle´s weird and very strange movie…yack yack yack good work there! And blabla bla
Good graphics, the music really messed up the strange movie, it really helped watching that freak tazing everyone
So good work again there!
And here it is…What is it??? Yeah I´ll tell you what it is! IT IS SHAWN´S MOVIE and hell I liked it..
And why?! I love the Silent hill series more than anything mohahahaha! (okay not that much but..)
Anyways I liked it, the graphics where super! And music there too!creepy creepy, when I saw her going to that
Picture with the wheelchair on it I just screamed (okey I did´nt but) I knew it was Silent Hill 3 wich I loved and
I got happy :) because not too many people have made movies about Silent Hill I think everybody should do
That, oops now I got thrown away here…..
And not only that! You had sh3 and then she went through that hole like in silent hill 4!:) and then she came to that wheelchairroom
That I´ve always also wanted too..then it was Silent hill 2 on the ceiling hehehehe :P and hell yeah more
I saw! It was Silent hill 3 too again!(dolls) and then it got real messy :) (oops I wrote too much now)
Okey good work I really liked it!

And too all movies in this jam : GREAT WORK!
(maybe I forgotten something but but but oh I wrote allitle too much I guess I to tired of movies that is´nt silent Hill,no I´m just
tired so sorry for all the misspellings!)

One word for those movies: GREAT WORK!

[Twisted Punch]

Yeah it was twisted

but in a good way though... At first I got annoyed at the long loading I did´nt think that the movie would be so long as it was, yeah anyways when I started watching the movie I thought it was a little wierd and that it would have a (not a pointless) but a wierd moral in it. I watched it and thought that you made the movie for small children on the morning like a tvprogram, offcourse the graphics and the music and the sounds were all great mixed, and the story took shape and got better and better.
Anyways I think you did a great work! That´s all I can say right now.
I hope that part 2 comes out even better
GREAT WORK!

[(2004) The Klaymation]

A claypsycho?! XD

Hahaha for some reason I think this is the best claymovie you´ve done, was he beating his hamster? XD HAHAHAHA anyways the graphics is very good and improved the sounds could´nt get funnier hehehe I just thought this was damn funny and very well done, I have only positive thoughts about this movie so
GREAT WORK! I hope I´ll see more of your great work soon!
Keep it up!.....

[EggFiles]

Hmm it was okey

Nope! It was good, that´s the only thing I will say about this movie.
good work!

[Killing Spree V]

What!?

This movie is great I hope you´ll send in more soon, now it´s only one problem left..I have to see the other ones.
Great work there!

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Hehehe

Haha real nice, great movie! Very well done with the sounds that must´ve been hard..nice sprites nice movie
Great work!